Anyway, my holiday season has a soundtrack, and that soundtracks involves a few of these little didities playing at stentorian levels in the background of my house hold.
|John Water Christmas|
Oh, how I love this CD! It's like having John Waters right there in your house! And I'd love to have 'em over! I'd serve 'em all the usual Xmas finger foods! Pigs in a Blanket! Tater Tots, au gratin! Vienna Sausages! And all served with those fancy cocktail toothpicks with the colorful little plastic filaments on them! Oh, how it bespeaks of class and distinction, just like this CD!
My favorite from the collection: Santa Claus is a Black Man!
|Alexander O'Neal: My Gift To You|
My favorite from the collection: Sleigh Ride! It's dancy, and prancy! CAREFUL, don't tread on your presents by accident whilst dancin'!
|David Deboy: Crabs For Christmas|
My favorite: Aluminum Christmas Tree! I have an aluminum christmas tree! Oh, I love how it makes sounds as I stomp through the house, or as a good stiff breeze blows through the house because of my poorly insulated walls! The tree actually sounds like its SINGING! And I got the rotating colored light wheel making the thing look like a silver-haired old lady's with a badly dyed hair job!
|Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics|
This is one of the first things I dust off and break out of my collection EVERY YEAR! There's nothing more absurd than this talking TURD! Every song is brillyunt, but my favorite:
The Most Offensive Song Ever
Oh, Kenny! I don't know what you're saying, but I have a good idear, honey chile!
|Annie Lennox: A Christmas Cornucopia|
If'n y'all wanna keep your Xmas traditional, like Dickensian, then you need to check this out like immediately! Annie Lennox takes the Xmas standards and proceeds to sings her ass off on every cut! I ain't lyin'! She made me love these songs all over again with her arrangements/interpretations.
My favorite: Il Est Ne Le Divin Enfant, she sings it like a real Frenchie! But you gotta see her "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" video! It's beautiful, and insanely XMAS with her featuring that trademark zealous fervor, and insane glee in those dazzling blue eyes of hers! She wants you to have a Merry Xmas WITH GUSTO in the vid! Check it out here!
So hurry down to your store, or to Amazon to get you jingle on early!