Wednesday, November 10, 2010
The McRIB Sandwich: Manna e Mano!
Lovely, beauteous actress Rachel McAdams was hungry. But there was nothing worthy of her most sublime palate. So the Lord put her in a pleasant slumber via a costly yet mild anesthetic, and extracted from her a rib. He boiled the meat down off the rib and gently replaced it. Unfortunately, when he applied the bandages, he used alcohol instead of witch hazel, so it smarted some for our dear Ms. McAdams!
Anyway, HE made this AWESOME barbeque sauce. Succulent. Sweet. Savory. He had the nerve, as a wickedly playful culinary affront, to put on a couple of tart pickles. Yummm! Some raw onions. And he lovingly applied, PLACED, all this grandness on a bakery fresh roll.
Rachel McAdams woke with some discomfort, but it was soon ignored for the pleasures of The McRIB Sandwich! BLISS. . .