What's that?! The dusts of Tatooine blowin' in my face, you say?! Darth Vadar grabbin' my throat from the front row?! Tie-Fighters firing a warnin' shot across my fez?! R2D2 flashin', and pressin', that comely image of Princess Leia all up against my nose?! CAN IT BE TRUE?!
When I heard rumors that they were gonna remaster Star Wars in 3D, I had to put on my steel plated pointy bra, cuz my nipples were as erect as two Jedi Lightsabers, honey chiles! YESSSSS! Oh, lordy, I can't wait to see them!
However, I'm a little concerned for the scratch and sniff cards that are supposed to accompany The Return of the Jedi! There is a "Eau de Ewok Musk" that they're rollin' out that I'm not anticipating in the LEAST!
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