Who is this guy, and why does he keep showing up on Youtube?! He looks surprisingly familiar. Like a relative or somethin'! I dunno. He seems rather entertaining though. I betcha celebrity has eluded him, and he's reduced to this!
He kinda reminds me of me, sorta! A side by side comparison would bear that out. Especially after watching repeated viewing of a commercial I did for a charmin' chicken company:
Click title: SWEET, SWEET TEA!
They didn't pay me for this, I just like to do commercials for stuff, pro bono. What can I say? I'm a fan of spicy fried chicken! Better than that tired KFC! What they SHOULD do with KFC is change the "C" to somethin' else like: Kentucky Fried Chitlins. Or Kentucky Fried Corn Dogs! Or, or, or Kentucky Fried Custard for a special flambe' dessert treat! YEESSSS!
Ah, well! Whoever this guy is, and how he's related to me is, I guess, a mystery that will be revealed/resolved at some point!
Speaking of mysteries: I'm surprised this comely young lady hasn't called me back yet! I didn't come off as desperate at all when I called her! And I was pretty needy, y'all! Everytime I called I counted, "One One Hundred, Two One Hundred," before I called her! So she didn't get no more than--? 4 calls per hour! I think that's rather reserved, don't you think?
Click title: The Longest Yard of Interview Ever!
I mean she did mention me in an article some time ago!
Click title: PEACHES!
I guess it was a case of "touch me in the mornin' and then just walk away!" Actually I don't like to be touched in the mornin'. I'm not a cuddler. Get's too sweaty!
Don't forget to purchase my charmin' book (click title) THERE ARE NO BAD MOVIES! (ONLY BAD AUDIENCES) it's a cinch to win a major award! What award?! You decide! Hee!